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Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

It's the final leg of the honeymoon and we're taking the overnight sleeper train from Nairobi to Mombasa. The journey is interesting in itself as the train, which last saw its glory days in the 60s or 70s, is fairly lively and busy. Dinner is served by the bell shortly after we depart and is itself a fairly crazy event. After that, people retire to their cabins (two bunk beds per room) and try to get some sleep as the train slowly rumbles through the dark African countryside. The next day after dawn, we see some of the scenery and watch the small children from every tiny village run up to the train to see what's going on or to try and score some sweets or pencils or whatever the passengers are handing out. The train is on time (according to the +/- 1 hour definition of such things) and rocks up in Mombasa 16 hours after it left Nairobi. We then get a lift from one of Will's chums over to Tiwi beach and spend three lovely days doing pretty-much nothing whatsoever, apart from defending our fruit stash from marauding monkeys - unsuccessfully on two occasions. At the beach, fishermen and the Mango Man come up to the cottage to sell fresh produce, and the dudes on the beach are selling souvenirs and providing snorkelling trips, which we do too. Hakuna Matata, indeed. On the way back to Nairobi the train stops at Mazeras, 15 kilometers and barely one hour outside Mombasa, and we're informed of a "derailment up ahead". 15 hours later, the train has not moved, and so an American dude leads us in a splinter group through a nearby village - an experience in itself - down to a random bus driven by some Somali dudes which is heading to Nairobi. Half way, at the town of Voi, there's a five-mile stationary tailback of HGVs, which bothers the driver not one bit. If, whilst overtaking stationary traffic, something comes the other way, this dude simply piles his bus with 25 people on board completely off the wrong side of the road and carries on driving along the dirt until the oncoming traffic has passed. In Voi, we see the remains of burning tyres and the Kenyan police helicopter, and it turns out that the demonstration had included ripping up the railway lines, so our train was probably still where we left it. Even so, total journey time from the beach to the hotel in Nairobi ends up being around 30 hours. When we're finally dropped off the bus, it's in the dodgiest part of Nairobi - River Road - and the place is heaving and crazy. William eventually rescues us, and takes us to the hotel for our final night in Kenya.

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On the road back to Nairobi from Narok, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

On the road back to Nairobi from Narok

The Cool Base Selections Store, Narok, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

The Cool Base Selections Store, Narok

The platform at Nairobi Railway Station, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

The platform at Nairobi Railway Station

Isobel talks to a Belgian girl, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Isobel talks to a Belgian girl

Tusker beer is duly consumed, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Tusker beer is duly consumed

Dinner time on the sleeper train, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Dinner time on the sleeper train

Nosher and Isobel in the crazy restaurant car, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Nosher and Isobel in the crazy restaurant car

Kids run alongside the train, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Kids run alongside the train

Isobel surveys the scenery, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Isobel surveys the scenery

Breakfast on a train: it looks like we haven't moved, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Breakfast on a train: it looks like we haven't moved

Isobel in our sleeper cabin, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Isobel in our sleeper cabin

A view of our little train room, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A view of our little train room

The ramshackle train rumbles through the countryside, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

The ramshackle train rumbles through the countryside

The Kenya Railway is using semaphore signals, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

The Kenya Railway is using semaphore signals

A girl runs alongside the train, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A girl runs alongside the train

A small boy desperately runs after the train, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A small boy desperately runs after the train

Maji Ya Chumvi halt/station, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Maji Ya Chumvi halt/station

Another small boy chases the train, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Another small boy chases the train

The train corridor, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

The train corridor

Rumbling through the Kenyan countryside, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Rumbling through the Kenyan countryside

Children wave at the train, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Children wave at the train

People wait at Mariakani halt, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

People wait at Mariakani halt

A woman with a bundle on her head, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A woman with a bundle on her head

Rail-side kiosk, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Rail-side kiosk

Some dude walks along the tracks, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Some dude walks along the tracks

A signal box at Changamwe, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A signal box at Changamwe

A shanty-town just outside Mombasa, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A shanty-town just outside Mombasa

People are living on landfill outside Mombasa, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

People are living on landfill outside Mombasa

Old railway building in Mombasa, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Old railway building in Mombasa

The lump of iron that hauled our train , Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

The lump of iron that hauled our train

Portable ghetto-blasters haven't reached Mombasa , Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Portable ghetto-blasters haven't reached Mombasa

A giant Coca-Cola bottle in the street, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A giant Coca-Cola bottle in the street

A shop in Likoni sells metal pots, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A shop in Likoni sells metal pots

Our stunning private beach, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Our stunning private beach

Resident cat Patchy looks out, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Resident cat Patchy looks out

Patchy Cat peers through a hole in the wall, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Patchy Cat peers through a hole in the wall

A small boat on the Indian Ocean, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A small boat on the Indian Ocean

Breakfast fruit and juice, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Breakfast fruit and juice

Patchy Cat sprawls out on our bed, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Patchy Cat sprawls out on our bed

Prickly Pear cacti, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Prickly Pear cacti

Our Tiwi Beach cottage, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Our Tiwi Beach cottage

Palm trees on the beach, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Palm trees on the beach

Women pick small shells to make necklaces, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Women pick small shells to make necklaces

Bright cloths wave in the sun, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Bright cloths wave in the sun

A thatched beach hut, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A thatched beach hut

Isobel and a beer at the nearby Twiga resort bar, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Isobel and a beer at the nearby Twiga resort bar

An anti-mosquito coil has left a nice pattern, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

An anti-mosquito coil has left a nice pattern

Another breakfast on the verandah, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Another breakfast on the verandah

Our cottage's lounge, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Our cottage's lounge

The bedroom, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

The bedroom

Isobel gets a pedicure, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Isobel gets a pedicure

Life on the beach, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Life on the beach

A fresh coconut, straight from the tree, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A fresh coconut, straight from the tree

Two monkeys have a scrap, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Two monkeys have a scrap

A monkey perches on a pole, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A monkey perches on a pole

One of the resident baby monkeys, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

One of the resident baby monkeys

Another baby monkey plots how to steal our food, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Another baby monkey plots how to steal our food

A monkey flakes out, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A monkey flakes out

Another view of the beach, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Another view of the beach

Nice purple flowers on the beach, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Nice purple flowers on the beach

A final look at the beach, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A final look at the beach

Detritus on the beach, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Detritus on the beach

Our little garden area, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Our little garden area

A wooden construction in Likoni, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A wooden construction in Likoni

Random shops and shacks, Likoni, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Random shops and shacks, Likoni

The Municipal Council of Mombasa Revenue Office, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

The Municipal Council of Mombasa Revenue Office

A dude with a large stack of eggs on his bike, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A dude with a large stack of eggs on his bike

Interesting street life, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Interesting street life

Down by the docks in Mombasa, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Down by the docks in Mombasa

Chicken heads poke up from the back of a van, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Chicken heads poke up from the back of a van

The train awaits for our return trip to Nairobi, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

The train awaits for our return trip to Nairobi

Isobel heads off to the shop, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Isobel heads off to the shop

The almost-empty platform, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

The almost-empty platform

Derelict railway tracks, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Derelict railway tracks

Mombasa: altitude 18 metres., Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Mombasa: altitude 18 metres.

Mombasa station, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Mombasa station

Nosher peers out of the train, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Nosher peers out of the train

Isobel looks up from the platform, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Isobel looks up from the platform

Some old rolling stock, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Some old rolling stock

Adverts on corrugated iron, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Adverts on corrugated iron

Mazeras, where the train stops, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Mazeras, where the train stops

The train sits around doing nothing much, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

The train sits around doing nothing much

There's quite a crowd of people milling around, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

There's quite a crowd of people milling around

We escape through Mazeras village, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

We escape through Mazeras village

Isobel in the middle of our 'splinter group', Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Isobel in the middle of our 'splinter group'

The view from Nosher's bus seat, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

The view from Nosher's bus seat

On the coach, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

On the coach

Trolleys by the Baghdad Guest House, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Trolleys by the Baghdad Guest House

A mosque, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A mosque

The Café Ruzanna, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

The Café Ruzanna

The 'Oasis Hotel', Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

The 'Oasis Hotel'

The countryside looks like the Australian outback, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

The countryside looks like the Australian outback

The queue of traffic outside Voi, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

The queue of traffic outside Voi

The crazy bus, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

The crazy bus

The bustling town of Voi, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

The bustling town of Voi

Another scene from Voi, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Another scene from Voi

Part of the queue of HGVs, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Part of the queue of HGVs

Outside Voi, the Kenyan Police helicopter lurks, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Outside Voi, the Kenyan Police helicopter lurks

Baobob trees, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Baobob trees

There are one or two signs around, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

There are one or two signs around

A massive tree, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A massive tree

Crowds somewhere, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Crowds somewhere

Back on the plane to the UK, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Back on the plane to the UK

Sand dunes in the Sudanese desert, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Sand dunes in the Sudanese desert

In Libya, central-pivot irrigation has left its mark, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

In Libya, central-pivot irrigation has left its mark

Elvis pops up from time-to-time on the SkyTrack system, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

Elvis pops up from time-to-time on the SkyTrack system

More desert formations, Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

More desert formations

A Libyan oilfield., Long Train (not) Runnin': Tiwi Beach, Mombasa, Kenya - 7th November 2010

A Libyan oilfield.

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On the road back to Nairobi from Narok

On the road back to Nairobi from Narok

The Cool Base Selections Store, Narok

The platform at Nairobi Railway Station

Isobel talks to a Belgian girl

Tusker beer is duly consumed

Dinner time on the sleeper train

Nosher and Isobel in the crazy restaurant car

Kids run alongside the train

Isobel surveys the scenery

Breakfast on a train: it looks like we haven't moved

Isobel in our sleeper cabin

A view of our little train room

The ramshackle train rumbles through the countryside

The Kenya Railway is using semaphore signals

A girl runs alongside the train

A small boy desperately runs after the train

Maji Ya Chumvi halt/station

Another small boy chases the train

The train corridor

Rumbling through the Kenyan countryside

Children wave at the train

People wait at Mariakani halt

A woman with a bundle on her head

Rail-side kiosk

Some dude walks along the tracks

A signal box at Changamwe

A shanty-town just outside Mombasa

People are living on landfill outside Mombasa

Old railway building in Mombasa

The lump of iron that hauled our train

Portable ghetto-blasters haven't reached Mombasa

A giant Coca-Cola bottle in the street

A shop in Likoni sells metal pots

Our stunning private beach

Resident cat Patchy looks out

Patchy Cat peers through a hole in the wall

A small boat on the Indian Ocean

Breakfast fruit and juice

Patchy Cat sprawls out on our bed

Prickly Pear cacti

Our Tiwi Beach cottage

Palm trees on the beach

Women pick small shells to make necklaces

Bright cloths wave in the sun

A thatched beach hut

Isobel and a beer at the nearby Twiga resort bar

An anti-mosquito coil has left a nice pattern

Another breakfast on the verandah

Our cottage's lounge

The bedroom

Isobel gets a pedicure

Life on the beach

A fresh coconut, straight from the tree

Two monkeys have a scrap

A monkey perches on a pole

One of the resident baby monkeys

Another baby monkey plots how to steal our food

A monkey flakes out

Another view of the beach

Nice purple flowers on the beach

A final look at the beach

Detritus on the beach

Our little garden area

A wooden construction in Likoni

Random shops and shacks, Likoni

The Municipal Council of Mombasa Revenue Office

A dude with a large stack of eggs on his bike

Interesting street life

Down by the docks in Mombasa

Chicken heads poke up from the back of a van

The train awaits for our return trip to Nairobi

Isobel heads off to the shop

The almost-empty platform

Derelict railway tracks

Mombasa: altitude 18 metres.

Mombasa station

Nosher peers out of the train

Isobel looks up from the platform

Some old rolling stock

Adverts on corrugated iron

Mazeras, where the train stops

The train sits around doing nothing much

There's quite a crowd of people milling around

We escape through Mazeras village

Isobel in the middle of our 'splinter group'

The view from Nosher's bus seat

On the coach

Trolleys by the Baghdad Guest House

A mosque

The Café Ruzanna

The 'Oasis Hotel'

The countryside looks like the Australian outback

The queue of traffic outside Voi

The crazy bus

The bustling town of Voi

Another scene from Voi

Part of the queue of HGVs

Outside Voi, the Kenyan Police helicopter lurks

Baobob trees

There are one or two signs around

A massive tree

Crowds somewhere

Back on the plane to the UK

Sand dunes in the Sudanese desert

In Libya, central-pivot irrigation has left its mark

Elvis pops up from time-to-time on the SkyTrack system

More desert formations

A Libyan oilfield.